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Pics that make you go awwww
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Meet Zeeva the Chow Chow, one of Snooty Paws happiest and fluffiest customers!
Have a look at the adorable pics below supplied by Shannon, a loyal customer of ours and supplier of our pet cards from Little Flamingo stationery, invitations and wedding planning.
Zeeva with her Scratchy the Flea toy
Zeeva happily lazing in her Spotty Dog Bed
Here’s some cute Easter pet pics – the email was titled ‘Warning: Identity Theft This Easter’. Enjoy
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If you’re a pet lover you’ll love this:
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain
your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw
print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me
to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall
faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about
this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your
comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they
sleep.. It i s not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other,
stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to
maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some
miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under
the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door
I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years – canine/feline
attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog
or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the
front door: TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t. (2) If you don’t want their hair on your
clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture. (3)
I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.. (4) To you, they are
animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk
on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less, (2)
don’t ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come
when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don’t hang out with
drug-using people; (7) don’t smoke or drink, (8) don’t want to wear your
clothes, (9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don’t need a
gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell
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I received this funny email today – proving cats really can sleep anywhere!
Don’t forget to check out the Snooty Paws site for luxury pet gifts and treats you can spoil your pet with
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I received some more cute dog and pictures via that I thought I’d share.
For the latest cat and dog accessories don’t forget to check our site – Snooty Paws luxury pet boutique.
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Yelling at me for barking.
I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you’re not home.
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”,
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.
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